My husband just got a call from a collections company about back unpaid hospital bills (from like ER visits) and he’s gotten really tired of them calling and bothering us so he said we “moved recently” and he had to look up what our new address was because he hadn’t memorized it yet.
he gave them the address for the Westboro Baptist Church.
and the best part…
is that he shares his name with a gay porn star.
So when the people at WBC are like “who the hell is this guy?”
they’ll look his name up on Google or something
and find a bunch of gay porn.
The funny thing is he didn’t even think of that when he did it. I brought it up like five minutes later.