Fan Question: How many times has Cartman saved Kyle’s life??
Answer: The official count is 4 times. Most recently, Cartman saves Kyle in “Imaginationland: Episode II”… but only because Kyle hadn’t sucked his balls yet.
the real question is, how many times was it Cartman’s fault Kyle needed saving in the first place?
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH
I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”
NO NO NO NO NO NO
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND
The back of my head is tingling.
Oh my god this is perfect
I WAS ALONE IN THE DARK OUTSIDE AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMEONE BEHIND ME
I’ve heard this over ten times and still I get shivers as he whispers into my left ear…
Are there more of these? OMFG this is incredible, I’m so glad I didn’t scroll past this for real. That was amazing! I kept looking around when it first started cause I thought my headphones had stopped working.
wow. I still have chills. wow that was awesome
every time I see this it gets reblogged
RAVENCLAWS: *find the key*
SLYTHERINS: *pick the lock*
GRYFFINDORS: *kick it down
This has been a brief description of the Hogwarts houses.
I can never reblog this too many times
A pregnant employee at a Christian school was fired for having premarital sex — They offered the job to the man who got her pregnant.
Russia didn’t consider beer an alcoholic beverage until 2011. Before then, any drink under 10% volume was considered a soft drink.
Benjamin Franklin wasn’t…
that first one pisses me off so much because I went to a Christian school and that is totally a fucking stunt that they would have pulled. Graduated four years ago and never looked the fuck back
with glasses = einstein
without = marilyn
OMG WHAT IS THIS
i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit
sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??
for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint
my vision without glasses is fucking terrible so when I took mine off I just saw an indiscernible blob.